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Wednesday, 3 May 2017

20 Thoughts While Watching Victoria Justice’s New Show




Lindy the big sister: scold li'l sis for being MIA for three days, then follow up with the promise of good ol’ fast food. Turns out to be the worst drive-thru lane in the world as her little sister gets abducted after going out to pee. Of all the people in the lane who saw what was happening, no one bothered to help or even shout for help, leaving Lindy to clamber over all the cars in vain unblocked games minecraft.



Three years later and Lindy's doing some sort of mind computer thing, trying to help a woman find her missing daughter. Is she wearing invisible Google Glasses? Oh, this is all just in her imagination.

"You owe me." "You love it." Poor sweet geek is under Lindy's spell, of course.

This voiceover by the serial killer would be creepy if it wasn't so laughable.

Not really into Ben, the ex who lied about being a cop and turned hacker Lindy over to the authorities. Getting a tito vibe, or maybe it's because Victoria hasn't aged one bit since her Victorious days unblocked games 500.

Victoria really looks like Nina Dobrev's doppelganger, doesn't she?

A secret club inside a flower shop? So hipster.

Ah, dating apps. Nothing bonds people who hate each other's guts more than the common struggle to find true love.



"What, they (Lindy's friends) have to sanction this?"

"Yeah, they put me on this stupid thing."

"How stupid can it be? I met you."

This Aussie boy is cuuute!

So is this other detective, the tough cop to Ben’s good cop. Future love interest, spotted.

Those abs do not lie.



This show really likes gross close-up images. Emphasis on gross.

Of course Lindy wants to go on a date with the possible cyber stalkers she met the night before.



"He's pretty cute for a mad man," the snarky friend says, ready with the just-saying-what-everyone-else-is-thinking look.

"Don't drink and date stalkers." Because you'll unknowingly switch phones with a guy and lead the cyber stalker to him.



Of course Ben is already shirtless on a rooftop.

And now they're making out on the rooftop. While the serial killer is probably watching them right now. Get a room for your own sake!



Not to take anything away from Ben's abduction and the sick mind game this serial killer is playing, but he really left a MacBook Air for Lindy to watch Ben's final moments? This serial killer is loaded. Or maybe the laptop came with the apartment he broke into.

So many deaths in one episode—this show is not kidding around.
Who could the killer be? Someone searching for perfection, but I bet that's just the tip of the iceberg. It's probably someone close to Lindy, someone you won't see coming, like the other cute cop or her best friend. Or maybe it's a bunch of people like the A team onPretty Little Liars.